My Apologies to Paul Simon...
The problem is too many wines to choose from, she said to me
The answer is easy if you drink them chronologically
I'd like to help you savor every drop of Burgundy
There must be fifty ways to love your cellar
She said it's really not my habit to inhale Etude
Furthermore, I hope my tasting notes won’t get skewed.
But set up a vertical and put me in the mood
There must be fifty ways to love your cellar
Fifty ways to love your cellar
You just sip every Malbec, Jack
Drink a Chambertin, Stan
You don't need to be a snob, Rob
Set your bottles free
Wipe off the dust, Gus
You don't need to decant much
Just pull out your wine key, Lee
And set your bottles free
Oooo sip every Malbec, Jack
Drink a Chambertin, Stan
You need to pour Grand Cru, Drew
Just raise a glass to me
Wipe off the dust, Gus
You don't need to decant much
Just pull out your wine key, Lee
And set your bottles free
She said it pleases me to see that Pingus from Spain
Open it up; it’s something that will make you grin again and again
I said I appreciate that but would you please refrain and then explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just decant the Bordeaux overnight
And I believe in the morning it won’t show so tight
And then she told me: not left bank but something from the right
There must be fifty ways to love your cellar
Fifty ways to love your cellar
You just sip every Malbec, Jack
Drink a Chambertin, Stan
You need to pour Grand Cru, Drew
And set your bottles free
Wipe off the dust, Gus
You don't need to decant much
Just pull out your wine key, Lee
And set your bottles free
Sip every Malbec, Jack
Drink a Chambertin, Stan
You need to open Grand Cru, Drew
Just raise a glass to me
Wipe off the dust, Gus
You don't need to decant much
Just pull out your wine key, Lee
And set your bottles free
